The penguin has a look of "What the actual fuck how is it still overexposed."

*nopes the fuck away oh my god Nina*

Gimme a book and some chips and fuck, I'd never leave.

"I still go to Taco Bell..."
- Glamorous, Verse 1, Line 9

*orgasms*

SVU summed up.

I cannot like this enough times. People need to stop. Triggers are for veterans, victims, and all the people who have suffered and struggled in legitimate ways no entitled little bitch on Tumblr could even begin to empathize with.

Charlie Brown has the deadest eyes I've ever seen on a child.

AND YOU DON'T FUCK WITH EITHER.

Only Cecil. Dammit, Nightvale.

"Hahaha! You're about to be killed! By a ZAMBONI!"

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

"Day four of waist training! #realferretshavecurves #nomakeup #nofilter"

Though usually found as adults, the Shinigami can occasionally be seen in its juvenile state as larvae, before it has undergone the full metamorphosis stage. Only after it has matured can it go out into the world and fuck with high school students.

While this is all true, a great deal of the witch hysteria in Salem, a great deal of it was an extreme case of twelve year olds being bratty and jealous and hating each other for stupid reasons. They took advantage of the fact that both sections of Salem (Salem village and Salem town) and the aspects of life were controlled by religion and superstition. Pastor Parris, who was the Puritan Pastor at the time, listened to the group of girls claiming they were bewitched and brought the accused to court. The girls would then roll about and shriek and pretend they were possessed by the "witch"; a great deal of those they accused were other girls, slaves, or anyone that appeared troublesome. The leader of this group was named Ann Putnam, who, literally, was twelve.

I legitimately thought that island was a whale for a moment.

AND SHE GOT THE NOSE RIGHT

"For just 2 easy payments of $19.99, you can protect your child's virginity for years to come!"

So Jesus is a Canadian...?

Dumbledora the explorer... anyone else think of Hetalia?

I-I'm totally not crying, what are you talking about?