When you forget the gas pump number and you're at the register

I hate unrealistic crap like this. How you gonna rub your faces like that with glasses on. Gtfo

"I'll fill you up with that premium gasoline baby."

My son is about to die by snoo snoo

It's not letting me like the post more than once. Explain

Yo! I actually fckng like pineapple on my pizza! With ham? Boyyyy & some bacon? Booooyyyyy

"Stoned like a cheating Muslim woman." And I thought I was evil

F*ck it. Got snoo snoo

We're gonna lose that lion because of a dumb kid.. make that damn gate higher

My dog was looking at my screen while I read this and his eyes widened.. What just happened

It's my house you little shit

Love sickens me..
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But this is about an animal so it's cute af and I wanna pet it so bad.

Get rekt for snitchin'. C*nt.

"Why is lying down? What are the fuckers gonna do to me?"

Funny thing is this isn't even a joke. This is the real deal.

Don't do it Lucifer.. it's childish and improper.. please... dammit...
*Brazzers*

What breed is that dog? Anyone know?? It's gorgeous.