Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
When you high af in music class 10 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Actually, is mayonnaise
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Burning roses! 10 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Do it and take 2 videos.
One video of the flowers burning & another video of the ass whoopin' yo momma give you.
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There are 8 piece of cake but only 7 plates 12 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Isn't it obvious? They did fusion right before hitting the plate
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Pizza Hut wants us to die so bad 33 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Is this an actual thing??
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You can quote me on that... 15 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Life sure is though..
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Day 181 of your daily dose of cute: *walk* *walk* *walk* *oops* *walk* 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I just turned into the girliest girly girl watching this. I am overload with cute
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Why is this in my closet? 6 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Why would she wonder why that star wars shirt is in her closet? Why wouldn't it be there??
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Local man robbed 4 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
"And probably two more times tomorrow"
I chooooooked on air
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As a gamer, I can relate 5 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Dammit dander you know what they mean!
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Me after running for 30 seconds. I'm just kidding, I don't run 18 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN THE BEST PART OF ME WAS ALWAYS YOU!? *sobs*
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I want this, I want now 6 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Link? Buy now button? Name of it?
I demand the answers to these questions!
Please?
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A mannequin that adequately reflects how buff I look in polo shirts 8 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I haven't laughed this hard in ages
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The coolest barber sign 8 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
A shape up
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Here's How To Catch A Chicken 26 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
*tries it*
Headline: Mad person runs over whole chicken farm.
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Thought this was interesting 59 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Don't listen to the haters, hon. I run this shit
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The coolest barber sign 8 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I'll take on Mark
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Always listen before you speak 11 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I want the full $100,000. If I get hurt that's less money for me, yo.
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Playing dead 4 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I doubt it
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Like literally 4 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I'm starting to believe they have a GIF for every single situation
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Hades isnt that bad 15 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
My lord Hades :')
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do we have any user name batman? 12 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
*waits for someone to go through the whole process of making an account named Batman just to comment on this post*
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Always listen before you speak 11 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I mean.. A plane on the ground is pretty high up so I can still land wrong and break my head. How big is the plane? Is it a commercial plane? Is there a big patch of grass I'll be landing to? Where are "all the facts" you speak of? I want my money man
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My friend took this pic in Chile, when the volcano was erupting. Looks very eerie 25 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Whaaaaaaat son! If Titans were my minions I'd be riding dirty w. them
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My friend took this pic in Chile, when the volcano was erupting. Looks very eerie 25 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Looks like a Titan's coming to Chile. Guess who's going to Chile guyssss
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