I hate everything

I wanna tell them so bad! But I feel like they're gonna be "done with life."

If I had 5 kids and only have to pay to feed 1 I'd be ballin' too.

If you put things where they belong before anything else, this will never happen! xD

Idk.. He keeps a ton of little kids entertained for hours, & the parents get a chance to breathe xD

I know I know!
They're actors!!

I have 2 and a half years with the same charger. Just stop moving it around so much. Leave your phone charging and do something else xD

He's at the side-ground tho

Wall-E looks like he's licking his lips or something while making a sad face

She was probably like: "I bet no one knows about this filter."

The sheets o:

Actually.. This make sense.. Think about it.
When the Earth twerks around the sun, the sun cheats on 100 more planets. But! If the apple falls on my car, the babies get out. Natural. Fucking. Order.

You..
You dare insult Batman..?
I'll tie you to the tickle chair and get you tickled till you shit yourself.

17.
*gets caught up in the moment*
".. HIT!"

It SAYS NOT TO TELL! It says not to fricken tell :( I wanted to look for it, but I have a habit of always reading the comments first..