If he spent more time actually working out, he would actually have some chest.

If I even tried some shit like that at my restaurant I'd have 5 health inspectors, their children, and their unborn grandkids giving me non-stop tickets.

The neighbors look like at me like I'm crazy.. And inside I'm just like "I... Am a man!" *spongebob's voice*

That's amazing photography.

That quote should've ended with:
", bitch."

Remove the 3 in the back and the smile on the first cashier and this pic is realistic as fuck

I honestly thought everything was good. Like wtf is this pic about? *dislike*
Then I'm like oh, sorry. *like*

Then you're like: "what a good fucking job.. I deserve a cookie."
*day later 3 bubbles and a jehova's witness pop up*

What did they caption the pic on instagram?

Why the fuck is there an elephant? Is this a new meme Idk about?

At least he's honest.. Unlike many politicians.

THIS. This is THE craft beer. This is where it should have all been originated. We gotta go back in time & make this pun happen.

You do that & Ima fk you up

I really hate that.. And it's very offensive.
Carrying the woman can greatly hurt your back, you should drag her. It's offensive because you should've thought of that.

He's so full of shit.. Even has enough to hog all the cones.