Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
"Cool story bro": Elderly Edition 2 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Even grandma doesn't give a shit about what you're talking about.
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new emojis are coming later this year (black emojis!! we got our wish!!!!) 22 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Just make em all yellow like a regular smiley face so people would shut up.
Actually that's a bad idea.. People will still find a reason to complain, nvm.
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Somebody make this game please! 20 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Arma 3 has an amazing one.
I present you: Kid President! 10 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
What's up????
"Sit down, hooman. Let me tell you a story..." 12 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
*awkward silence*
How's life?
"Sit down, hooman. Let me tell you a story..." 12 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
It's okay
"Sit down, hooman. Let me tell you a story..." 12 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I remember that cat, mo'fo took my bitch bro
I present you: Kid President! 10 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Yeah
Daddy... 25 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Wait what?
RoadHouse.
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Daddy... 25 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Get those fuckers good tho.. Btw for the score you can only put 4 letters as your name so choose wisely.
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Daddy... 25 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
*keeps refreshing*
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Pew Pew magnets 3 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
What is he so happy about?
Pew Pew magnets 3 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I wanna know what the black dude's so happy about
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This is the kitchen 4 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
You deserve good things.
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...and I thought I was lazy! 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
He used BING!! Burn em!!
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Sheldon vs the FBI 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Because he's sheldon
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Does this counts as an easter egg? 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I think I felt my brain crack a little bit.
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Get your starter pack today 6 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Buy now button for whole kit? Or I gotta buy everything seperate?
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Stained glass water tower in Brooklyn 2 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
That's my city baby
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Just when I thought face swaps couldn't get anymore terrifying 16 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I remember this swap from a couple years ago. Up to this day still my favorite swap.
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wanted to add one more to think about 2 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Well.. There might be some planets out there with species way better, but also those with species way worse.
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Bathtub cut from a single piece of quartz 11 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Should be!
*slides in*
*whole ass scrapes off*
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The ultimate debate 14 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Friends all day eeeeeeeerrrrday boyy
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Things cats have to deal with 3 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
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If you had 2 wishes, what would they be? 5 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Or you can wish to be a free genie!
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