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lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
At first seemed an excellent idea 4 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Boyy her whole soul flew out. I know cus I caught it.
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At first seemed an excellent idea 4 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Damn.. She got beamed on..
A moment of silence followed by laughter. R.I.P.
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The abs california deserves 10 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
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Babewatch 11 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I um.. I'm not with it..
I don't wanna get arrested.. Have fun tho.
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Aww it's so Cute! 4 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I read the title and was expecting a cute little kiss.. This post combined with the title is golden. I'm still laughing
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It's OK To Skip Leg Day 13 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Many people enjoy eating and they get obese.. Many people enjoy working out and they look like this. With ballsacks in their calves. (Shoutout to giggles09)
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Thanks Obama 19 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
They honestly think the President could just say: "okay, I want this and this and this done because the people want them to be done this way so it has to be done because I'm the President."
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Thanks Obama 19 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I fucking love Obama xD.
I'm not into politics so excuse my ignorance, but I think he tried and shit.. People expect too much though.
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Faith in humanity restored 18 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I do what I want
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Halloween faces 17 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Good, it's simple. We hunt down Jesus
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Welcome home Spidey!!! 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Miles is cool, but I like doct O for some reason
Faith in humanity restored 18 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I hope he got the job!!
He's black so prob not..
But I hope so!!
It's a joke calm down.
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Welcome home Spidey!!! 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Write a spoiler alert for the noobs man!
*SPOILER*
Doctor O takes over as spiderman tho! :x
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Halloween faces 17 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Alright ready?
First thing we need is make-up. Lemme know when to you get.
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Halloween faces 17 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Second to last must look funny as hell when she opens her mouth
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but seriously.... 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Same shit
#smokeweedeveryday
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Someone is going to have a fun story to tell tomorrow! 14 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
He'll just move the bullet cus he's a metal bender.
Someone is going to have a fun story to tell tomorrow! 14 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Those are cartoons tho you gotta look at the facts, watch 'Wanted' again!
White b*tches 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
If my girlfriend did that I'd honestly dump her right there and then.
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Feels.... All of them 10 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
What are you trying to proof? Huh?? This is not cool yo
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So awesome I actually feel sand in my crack 10 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
This is actually so fucking amazing! Hahaha I really enjoyed this.
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Hello friends I am new here 17 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
This is the greatest tumblr post ever xD
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I think we've come to the Ginger of the problem 8 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I had to re-read this like 3 times. I have no clue why.
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Isreali scientists invented a straw to protect you from date rape 19 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
You must run far, far away. Protect your innocence!
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Really puts life in perspective 39 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I thought I've seen it all... Until I read that ignorant ass comment.
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