Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
Isreali scientists invented a straw to protect you from date rape 19 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
There are people who actually kill other people in other to eat their body parts.. A lil somethin' somethin' in someone's drink is child's play. So believe it, yo!
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Someone is going to have a fun story to tell tomorrow! 14 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Haven't you see the movie 'Wanted'!?
Opening a beer 18 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
When trying to look cool doesn't work out so well
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Shopping with baby 3 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Crap.. I knew I forgot something, brb.
Someone is going to have a fun story to tell tomorrow! 14 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
If he lives to tell it xD
To me the mo'fucker looks beyond dead
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Cookie monster 5 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Elmo's like: "Y-you gon' share that cookie, right?"
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Good dude 22 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
A bitch.
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Make-up does change everything 16 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
She looks fine either way. She looks better with the make-up on, I'm not gonna lie, but she looks perfectly fine either way.
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Day vs. Night from space 5 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Use your damn imagination
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A dosage of human stupidity 27 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
3 billion people died that day?
The more you know.
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Day vs. Night from space 5 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
The inbetween must be awesome
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Twitter comp 8 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Booooo you're killing the joke. Booooooooo get out *throws tomato*
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/v/ gets checkmated 6 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
That's his mom...
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The Very Rare Marble Fox 14 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
This is the most magnificent creature I've ever seen wtf
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I knew it 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
You're gonna die before you can say diabeetus
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I knew it 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
My whole life..
And I've lived a long time..
My whole life is a fucking LIE.
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We missed us some Missy 24 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
LOL I read "he" my bad brodie
We missed us some Missy 24 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
She's basically saying that the new kids probably think she's a new artist about to blow up cus she was in the superbowl, but she's actually been in the game like as long as snoop dogg and shit
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OP get pay back, and payback! 8 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Good boy.
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Satan's post 37 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I hate this post.. And supposedly it was made by me. I hate myself..
*likes*
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You Don't Always Want The Same Amount Of Chocolate 14 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
It's missing a lot of chocolate... I hate those gaps. Fuck designs, gimme choco.
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Hospital T-Rex has a reminder for you 7 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
THANK YOU! People need to understand the real meaning of patience being a virtue.
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Pong traffic lights 6 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
I'd probably take so long to get to my destination cus I'm very competitive and won't leave that light post.
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Everything is different now. 9 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Not really as obvious when you're a lil fricken kid lol
So many feels :```( 5 comments
lucifer · 9 years ago
Kanye's not a bad guy, he's just a dick xD, but he's cool as fuck
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