Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

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How girls think make-up works 11 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
But it does work like this
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School Principal announcing a Snow Day (in an unusual way) 12 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
That was awesome!
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Guess who is getting married! 12 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Super Mario must know
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Has anyone seen my dog? 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I think I see one!
.. No wait, it's a stuffed animal.
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This was a very bad idea 2 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
And that was the moment... Lil Frankie the Pug Jr the Third realized.. He fucked up.
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Russian roulette 13 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
He just witnessed all of his friends die by a shot to the head by themselves in front of his face.
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Love the Hogwarts one 5 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
They look amazing, but I would feel awkward being next someone wearing that.
Help me! I've looked at this for an hour, and I still have no idea of what this is! 41 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
The answer is 4.
You count the number of times this post has been answered in the comments without them reading the comments first.
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Jesus Christ how horrifying 5 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I'd feel very weird having all my icons on the right side.. I'm far too used to them being on the left.
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Now you can write on your Toast! 15 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I don't even consider that a slice anymore.
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Admit it: He went from your least favourite character to top under 5 23 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
He's the biggest plot twist of all time
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Anon fights for a girl 6 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
They shouldn't have laughed, they fucked up.
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Girls text language. Is it true? 20 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Most definitely true.
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Entertainment back then 29 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
That teacher is fucking amazing.
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Dammit carl 10 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Uhh I don't think that kills people CARLLLLLL
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did it? 10 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Not cool bro.. Not cool. Too soon, also.
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Straight Outta /r9k/ 6 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
They're doing the whole 'plot twist' thing right also.
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I'm not ready for that commitment yet 2 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
*I brush my teeth as I mumble to myself*
"I won't eat anything tonight.. I'm sure I can handle this."
*2 hours later brushing my teeth again*
"I hate myself."
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They don't align 29 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I was drunk, wasn't I?
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They don't align 29 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I'm a hairdresser??
These abilities could be useful..
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Everyone is pink on the inside 2 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
That title.. How can that title not be pointed out yet?
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They don't align 29 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I can't get away with anything nowadays.. Technology is fucking me over. It was easier in the old days..
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This dude has skills 18 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Because I didn't feel talentless enough
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What happened to the female werewolves? 4 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
There are o:
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Rancagua, Chile. This is how you get to see the lions 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Or manages to open it and eats all of them, leaving one survivor who is then eaten by the other lions.
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