Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

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Darling 5 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I'm sorry, but I won't be freezing my ass off just because you chose not to bring a jacket knowing it's damn cold xD
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*boop* 13 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
What he's holding looks like a...
You know.. Vajayjay.
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Going to the USA for a roadtrip. This is my checklist 59 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
If you come to NYC, find a Shake Shack. Best burgers hands down.
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Fighting the good fight.✊ 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
NO! No more christmas! Where's Lucifmas?
I'll just try to rob this place. What could go wrong? 4 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Gotta listen to the Senpai.. Never drop your guard, kid.
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Selfie 6 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
That's a regular picture!! For Hade's sake! xD
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Fighting the good fight.✊ 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Stop the people who keep christmas decorations after new years, for the whole month of January!
It's awesome, and quiet without traffic 10 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Cute and all, but that must take forever..
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Smooth as f*ck 24 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Or maybe she's a fat, ugly, disgusting piece of shit.
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Goddamit i told you to stop with the scares 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I do what I waaaaaant
•_•)
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
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Minion Avengers Assemble! 5 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I thought the same thing
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This cosplay guy 9 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
He nailed Star Trek
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Master, this is confusing us 3 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
How the fuck did that lil guy get up there
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Slow dancing 7 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
"I'm so glad you agreed on reenacting our high school dance, honey"
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Not even my final form!! 9 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I see each phase as
1. Y u no
2. Love me!?
3. Why!?
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I probably should upgrade 6 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
If they don't, they should.
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There's no way this was an accident 9 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Black people play on easy
White people play on normal
Asian people play on hard
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Well this sucks. 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Let's go get us some money
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Well this sucks. 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Ugh, I'm suing.
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The stupidity 9 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I would just give up on life itself.
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Not the usual aww 10 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
New Fry meme
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Pretty much what happened 14 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I'm a straight guy and still think: "who would friendzone Legolas..?"
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I fricken love raisins as much as I fricken love chocolate chips 42 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Why? Raisins are a blessing.
I have a December 31st birthday 21 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Exactly, thumb that up/down and move on or write another comment like "obviously not" not another speech that I see everyday bout us not liking same thing. We've all been through this including myself.
I fricken love raisins as much as I fricken love chocolate chips 42 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Please.. A moment of silence..
*chews my raisin a little slower*
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