Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

— Lucifer Report User
I have a December 31st birthday 21 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
For the loves of hades, must every post/comment turn into some speech about how everyone is not the same or equality for all. Just upthumb and move along, folks.
How to organize your icons 12 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Open those damn notifications.
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I have a December 31st birthday 21 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Just sayin' b
Men aren't dogs 11 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Most women can say whatever the hell they want about a guy and it's acceptable in their eyes, but let a guy say something bout a girl and you shall see hell like you've never seen before.
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I have a December 31st birthday 21 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I thought that was obvious
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Your face when BBC caught you having sex with Penguins 3 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
When I read BBC I was thinking of something else.
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I fricken love raisins as much as I fricken love chocolate chips 42 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Raisins hate you too
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Cool smoking pipe 3 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I'd pay good money for this..
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Friendzone 23 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Aye!
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Told my step dad he wasn't a man because he sits to pee 2 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I can't even lie, I sit down to pee A LOT. I can explain.. I'm fucking LAZY as hell you don't understand. I'm so lazy I don't wanna stand up to pee, I pee and go on funsubstance for like 5 mins then get up.
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Core workouts: Easiest in light blue, hardest in red 18 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Properly done sit ups are actually really hard
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Core workouts: Easiest in light blue, hardest in red 18 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
You all see a man exercising, I see different ways you can shape bacon.
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He might have been wrong 8 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
"I have failed you father! I deserve this."
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Anyone else find underwater extremely relaxing? 23 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Me too, there's too much shit that could happen without me seeing it coming.
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Dude, I said stop following so close 3 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
People who break for tailgaters be like
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This happens in the girls bathrooms far too much 6 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
What are you saying? That plan is fucking genious
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Girls talking about jobs, what an age we live in 7 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Pfft.. Amateur
Man survives knife to the head 15 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Out of where? This is my home /:
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Racist cat 11 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Racist mittens is racist
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Man survives knife to the head 15 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Ba dum.. Tss? Maybe?
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Funsubstance lately. 58 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Daaaaaamn!! This is awesome I need popcorn!!
.. Oh don't mind me, just watching
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Funsubstance lately. 58 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
Why does he/she gotta like the same shit ya like?
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Funsubstance lately. 58 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
I understand if you like harry potter, I do too, but I'll get tired of chocolate if I eat it every 5 minutes just because I like it a lot.
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Our planet from a different perspective 12 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
More room for activities!
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Girls talking about jobs, what an age we live in 7 comments
lucifer · 10 years ago
The job doesn't involve spelling, does it?
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