2015 2 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
New year same me, because I know I ain't changing shit regardless of what I say.
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We need this since that 2014 ended 5 comments
The difference 8 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
I got a girl one day call me ignorant because I don't read as often and all she reads is fiction shit. If you're gonna try to educate me, tell me you read the encyclopedia everyday or something.
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Man survives knife to the head 15 comments
Why the sky is blue and the sun yellow? 5 comments
The canadian pacific christmas train 6 comments
Call me toilet paper, cuz I'm on a roll 21 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
Under you can tear it with one hand, over you gotta use two. I need my other hand to hold my buttcheek
Parenting done right (read black text first) 2 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
Should've mentioned to read the title first also.. I read the red text first and was like "huh.."
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Hail hydra 15 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
Come thru yo we have cookies and water, we now know how much you love water
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Hail hydra 15 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
I fucking love water, I do, but damned mother of hades I ALWAYS forget to drink it until I'm at the brink of dehydration.
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Made my mom turn the car around to take this picture 6 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
"Mom, turn around!! This is important!"
"Okay hon"
*moments later*
"Are you fucking serious jonny?"
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"Okay hon"
*moments later*
"Are you fucking serious jonny?"
Before even telling the joke 4 comments
Mothers christmas present (vacuum cleaner) 9 comments
He was around 6600lb and 6foot 6inches (172 bananas) 11 comments
lucifer
· 10 years ago
You done did the banana scale without an actual banana and I can totally picture the horse better because of it! You mad genious
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How to feed puppies 9 comments
