Somebody smack that bitch with a toaster and bring back the holiday cheer.

I don't see it

I used to always get confused as a kid as of why my mother calls herself a bitch, but they told me never to talk back so...

Today a gay couple was wearing 'We're gay' shirts and were making out disturbingly in public and some lady asked them to cut it out. The couple got angry and called her a homophobic. I told them that it disturbs me also.. Not because they're gay, but because of their actions.. I don't have anything against gays cus it's not my business but come on.. know how to act like a human being in public. I get it, you're gay and you're proud of it, but I don't care.. Take your business somewhere private.

That 3 year old girl at the daycare will never out-hug him again.

Faith in animals restored!

I'm on that same train.
If I like a song I'll listen to it no matter what genre

Previously in the making of this product:
"Guys look, I came up with a new paint"
"Uhh.. Frank I don't think that's a good idea, please improvise befor-."
*black guy at the office sees it*
"... Oh.. hey Smith.."

That's a pretty good eye drawing.. From what I could see at least

Red, please.

How bout they learn to raise their kids? I've seen little ass kids more polite and well mannered than most adults I know

My respects and all, but I'd love to see that older lady fly a plane

Uhh.. I think you mean energy

Why do I un-intentionally stare at gifs like this one for like 3-5 minutes..

Opposite batman. He will actually kill you.

Penguins are becoming smarter and smarter.. They have now camo themselves AND their young. Be on the lookout for suspicious giraffes.