'FuckUCorn'
What the hell did corn ever do to you?

Friends make plans to hang out and didn't invite you so you pull up to their place like:

"You can't be my child I only f*ck black cats"

Boom! Best friends forever. (Or so I hope)

It's an Iron letter E. Iron-E. IRONY.

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell he's riding on

That's cool and all.. But pointless as fuck. You only get a glimpse of every room as you go past it.

At the end:
"You've defeated me!"

Kinda like my friend when he rolls his left eye up so you can't see his pupil and the other one is visible.. Creepy guy.. I like him.

Instructions unclear.. I summoned myself.

Let people dress however the hell they want yo, it's their lives. You like what you like.. The same way you judge them, they judge you. That's how you know not everyone likes the same shit.

It's been 31 DAYS!??? Time fucking flies!

Tail over the privates. Censorship reasons.

The cat one is fake.. There's no way he drew over the sink.