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Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

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A stray dog that joined the Swedish race team refused to be left behind 5 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Makes you wanna cry but I can't. I'm a MAN!
*turns around*
*sniff*

Stop wasting time 7 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

You don't have to have sex as soon as you enter the room you horny fucks.

Well, It's kinda true 12 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

She looks 12 my nigga I ain't w. it

more like heaven's angel 13 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Yeah!! Party doesn't start till this amazing girl right here does the flower thing

I got this recipe down pat if you need it. 18 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Now you got ginger bread.. Build a house now

I got this recipe down pat if you need it. 18 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Lick it lick it! Give it tounge you gotta want it

I got this recipe down pat if you need it. 18 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

The brand name is Hella Bread. And don't sell your soul yet I wanna see the house.

I got this recipe down pat if you need it. 18 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Dammit.. You gotta do it while being upside down.. Crap my bad.. Just rent the house and start over.

me to buddy 7 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Yeah, not potata, tomata. XD

Octopus 3 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

But how can we have more than one type of people of we're all the same?

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I got this recipe down pat if you need it. 18 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Okay.
1. Ground ginger container.
2. Sliced bread.

me to buddy 7 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

But you're talking bout digs.. They're talking bout dogs, b.

The pun is strong with this one 2 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Hucifer in the mo'f*cking house

more like heaven's angel 13 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

What's good bro!

all the time 2 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Mark it with a permanent marker once you find it. Works most of the time.

me to buddy 7 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

That dog looks stoned and it's so happy.
Stoners: 1
Against Stoners: 0

Well, It's kinda true 12 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

YES!

With great power comes great responsibility. And anger 3 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Eh.. It's great and all.. But Idk.. I just don't feel like he was angry enough.

Well, It's kinda true 12 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Yeah, prove it! Taeminnieah do the flower thing, hurry!

more like heaven's angel 13 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

See, there are angels from hell.

that's how a douche parks 5 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Just gonna squeeze down here, yeap.. There goes all your gas, asshole.

that's a lot of gas 2 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Smelled that

Well, It's kinda true 12 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

Btw, I thought your name read 'imsatanic' I'm fairly disappointed.

Well, It's kinda true 12 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

She should've stayed like the first one.. I feel like a pedophile looking at her wearing what's on the second picture.

Here's one way to deal with food thieves 4 comments

lucifer · 10 years ago

I wouldn't have told them shit and just watch as they suffer.