This actually made me crack up.

I'm truly terrified for the future of this planet.

I don't get it...

I suffer for 6-7 days, but I don't experience any symptoms. Does that also make me an asshole?

Go h.a.m or go home.

Actually, the director of monsters university wanted to play that line out by having sully and mike meet in the fourth and having a time jump to their college years. However, john lasseter and monsters inc original director told him that it'd be best to omit that idea for the sake of a good story. And like mamani14 said previously, the line is viewed as an old monster saying.

We don't deserve him.

Words from a retired Disney Princess: "When you are hugging a child, always be the last one to let go. You never know how long they need it."

Did anyone else notice the two cells making out?

Not all heroes wear capes. Some where fancy ass business suites.

this is so accurate, it hurts.

It's easier to a learn a language similar to the ones you can already speaking. That's why I was able to learn Portuguese, while already knowing Spanish.

I'm honestly going to miss him.

Very clever.

Where is this from?

I love him so much. He's such a weirdo.

Yup, I was right — I'd totally fuck Aladdin.

I have theory that no matter how hard you try, you can somehow always connect something to supernatural.