Also, that's actually shonen-ai

It's also based on the poem...

Same here, I could be okay with the romantic part (never really tried), but the other? Attempt that and I'll remove their eyeballs with a rusty spork.

I'm against senseless killing, so I resort to modifying memories the most. It's a lot funnier that way too!
I did do it once though, but that was because the guy was a twat, the world is better off without him.

You, you go watch Atlantis right now!
his name is Vinny, by the way.

Nah, it wouldn't even put a dent to our land. Infinite remember? Just a couple of trees and soon you'll have more than enough.

Want some of mine? They are "infinite", hard to get rid of them but still annoying when I wake up and see a patch of my kingdom suddenly gone. They return, but it takes some time.

Probably dave, he keeps on destroying my "infinite forests" with his "blazing fire"

STOP DESTROYING MY KINGDOM!!!

Can we know what names you tried?

Either that, or we found each other in an previous life, and became one in this one, thus, no need to go around looking for someone else.
In all seriousness, not a clue. Let's take this question to the Greco-Roman pantheon, see if Athena/Minerva has an answer.

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I'll stick with the Avengers, thank you. Geek or not.

They'll certainly go down in history.

I think she meant 50 packages.