now that's positivity if i ever saw any :D

hannibal, pls
u used to at least cook them first, jfc

If only...

that's a hoomicide waiting to happen. D:

according to this i have exactly 1,5 good friends.

i love to rant about gender stereotypes so: females are supposed to be passive, that's the main trait of our gender. being cold is pasive while asking for a hug might be percieved as stepping out of the boundaries of gender roles, makign the woman who says it 'less female' and thus less atractive to straight males (assuming the one you want a hug from is one of those). tl;dr : we're afraid to ask for a hug because it might look like we're coming onto the guy or whatever, ruining the gross stereotype of 'men = hunters' and ending up in being walked away from.
the safest way to go when a girl says she's cold would be to ask her if she wants your jacket or if it's really fucking cold, start a science-ish speech on how body heat is best perserved by direct contact. if she's into it, just hug her. if she goes like ಠ_ಠ, throw in some convection/radiation talk and make it look like you wanna discuss some physics. if nothing else it'll make you look smart.

i thought this was going somewhere nice but then it only made my stomach drop n horror.

how wonderful, a post about will graham and hannibal the cannibal lecter

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yeah nice but point is that everyone's valid, including the women (or men, for that matter) who decide to stay at home and be housewives. you don't have to be a super-hacker/ceo/disgustingly rich to proove you're worth more than a trashcan. it shouldn't work like that. Everyone should be respected and treated well by the society, no matter what kind of a 'career' they decide to pursue and regardless of their gender, etc.

your grammar is killing me.

honestly, i'm that friend that asks 'are you gonna finish that' when i notice people are not touching their food for like 5 minutes

In a way, perhaps. I wouldn't know if I was born a pretty good liar or if I became one out of necessity. However, with protective parents (like my ones) it's best to never lie except when it's really fucking necessary. It sways them into a feeling of safety. It also really helps that people are inclined to hear what they want ot hear so if you tell them that they might doubt it but they'll eat at themselves, like, "that's my kid, I have to trust them, they've always been so responsible, always so honest, fuck, surely they wouldn't start lying now, right?"
Also, always mix in half-truths. Lies based on truth are the best ones. And finally, always deny, deny and deny. If you budge once, you're done forever. Deny it to the hell and back, eventually they'll start thinking they might be wrong, it's how people are wired to think. We always want to believe what we want it to be true. Never underestimate that self-decieving bit of human nature.

WHY??? i like christmas lasting for a month. hell if i could help it, we'd never remove christmas decorations.

both are 100% adorable

this is terrible advice.

i just don't get it. if i were a parent, presented with a choice between chances of my kid getting autism and chances of my kid dying from a preventable super-scary disease....well, that's not much of a tough choice, is it? whatever happens after vaccinating, at least it isn't on you. it's bad luck or whatever (and the chances are bigger that the kid will get runned over by a drunk driver anyways). how do they suppose to live with themselves if their non-vaccinated kid, say, (god forbid) dies of pertussis? how do you risk a thing like that?

this is very very dangerous. nail guns have been specifically made so that they cannot actually shoot out a nail if they're not firmly pressed against a hard surface to prevent that sort of ... accidents.
this sounds like a very dangerous evolvment.

well, there's a difference between not recognizing an asian person as chinese/korean/japanese.... and being polite about it versus blatantly labeling everyone even remotely asian-looking as 'that slant-eyes over there' or something similarly racist.
i'm starting to think people around here care less about the ethics and politesse than they care about someone 'getting burned' so then they can laugh and point fingers. i don't appreciate this. it is possible to teach people lesson without being mean.