@ will graham

personally, i'd prefer my children to be happy waring some random, totally un-clever shit but that's just me, you know, i have this weird ideas about how kids are actually living beings on their own and not some sort of a fashion accessory used to brag about to your fellow mums. like i said, i'm so weird, right, i mean, ugh, i'd make such a horrid parent, right?

honestly, have you ever been to uni? that's hell. colledge is sort of, the foyer of purgatory.

TOO FUCKING SOON, GET OUT!!!

Just do what you like and if someone gives you bullshit over it, EAT THEM. Then continue with whatever you were doing that was making you happy.

why is all of the beautiful, inspiring artistic shit located exclusively in the goddamn citta di firenze, italia??

so, would you like the feels kinfe you've just stuck in my heart back or should i keep it?

this might be weird but it does accuratelly picture how most women think.
i realise it's a flawed way of thinking but i strongly suspect it's not as muc our fault (the fault of women) than it is the society's fault. women are so sexualized, it makes it really weird if a man doesn't want to have sex with them. i mean, why is that half naked girl in the gillete commercial? because men like looking at her... because if they could, they'd bang her.
we are so preoccupied with this sex thing, it's incredible. (in case you think we live in a society that is not putting way too much meaning in sex, please interview the nearest virgin to you and ask them how pleasant life gets once people find out you've been existing for more than a decade and are still a virgin.)

it seems to be quite anatomically correct, I applaud the artist!!

on the other hand, i cannot apply eyeliner.

cue to horse-fucking jokes

somebody please explain it to me how is it possible for a woman in menopause to have a functional uterus capable of growing a baby for 9 months. hormonal imbalance in menopause causes the uterus and ovaries to literarly wither away so, how is this possible? thank you in advance!

this is so adorable i might actually cry. you don't understand, i always root for godzilla in the film, i always feel terrible when they blow her to bits, it's awful. and when they fry her babies?!? that's just beyond fucking words, i mean... can't humanity just go extinct for a bit, it's huge-lizard time again.

It might me I'm too tired to think clearly but Hiddelston looks like he's the third brother that is into whips and leather. I assume he had a special note in his file in the Magnussen's archives, saying: "porn preference: NEEDS JESUS"

My friend's sister is also having her interview tomorrow, I wish both of you best of luck! :)

unfortunatelly, people like to percieve the cussing as a very godawful, horrid thing and proceed to dislike us or refuse to be our friends. they do not have a chance to discover any honesty or straightforwardness or anything because they just walk in the opposit direction as soon as they hear something ungodly.
sincerely, a person who says 'fuck' a really fucking lot