"Mommy, why are you always covered in glitter?"

I like turtles

Come to California for all the leaves you can smoke

Take me with you

I loved zootopia

Excelsior!

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"

No fuckin- son of a bitch.

Meant to do it

Oh go smoke your feelings like everyone else Escobar

Prison sex.
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You heard me.

Dun dun dun dun
Beethoven's fifth

"Hey kid, if you let me take a picture of it then I won't give you a ticket."

Like that creaky floorboard sound that came from behind me?

Boooooiiing!

And that was the end of the Italian plumber who terrorized an entire nation.

He just needs a pick me up

Well owl right

Don't patronize us

Jesus Shuttlesworth for three!

You don't know my life

Happiness is a warm gun

Tempting

Ultra Storm