your words lady.. not mine.

Yoda taught him so much.

No one should be alone in their old age, he thought.” “Fish," he said, "I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.

park the car and get it towed to a museum

I must go my people need me

I've never been that bored

Ferris Barker's day off

It's not easy being green

Go back to sleep

Heh heh... You're not a firework.

That seems rational in 2018

I do it. It makes the room instantly look cleaner

*overheard in prison*

How long is that trail? 4-5 miles?

All about that penetration
Buy lube buy lube

How is that guy not an avenger? Oh wait...

Apparently hell is running low on souls

I'm not shaking your hand either

Helicopter.
Take the pamphlet.