Don't get any ideas looking at my kid now!

Plot twist: he knew that he would be sentenced to house arrest and wanted to show his dedication to her.

A long time ago..In junior high school a gym teacher was making fun of a friend of mine so I ran up and hit him. The teacher then grabbed me and put me in a sleeper hold. He let me go and then we all laughed about it.

Oh no! It's a pudgy kid!

And you never will again.

Sweet ten pound nine ounce baby Jesus

John Wick 3 - Closing the circle

Will someone please stop resurrecting Florida man!

The cold never bothered me anyway.

It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it

She's also the most popular ballerina

Straight...gay..whatever. it doesn't matter. Just get back to breaking spirits in the kitchen.

Answer in 2008 terms. No need to lose your mind Shirley

And olaf was atop a pale horse

You don't have to rub it in

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with stacys mom.

And so it was decreed that little boys that made dumb choices were condemned to death.

Superman looks left then looks right
*throws Deadshot to Saturn*

Did rey and kylo fly together? I bet he showed her his lightsaber.
And then she showed him hers.

It was nice knowing you