Spartans! What is your profession?
I'm a chef sir!

Such a thin line

Thanks Lewis you just gave Elon the idea to waterproof his terminators.

And the snozzberries taste like snozzberries

He's a freak...He's the fastest kid alive.

They twerk?!

I think I just found a new fantasy

Maybe he shouldn't have had that beer

I loved this album

It's coarse and gets everywhere

He eats babies!

"C'mon man I was gonna hit that later!"

My daughter when I turn my head for a freaking second.

that's thot mathematics

All the pages are stuck together!

You have her until this bus leaves. Then she's all mine

Put a sock on it means I'm gonna be putting in some work

Get some

Don't worry they're still drinking urine.

I'm a time traveller but I only go one direction

*while he thought he had the upper hand it turns out that the raccoon was merely toying with him. Then from the tree line a mighty voice cried out, " I am Groot. "*

Don't play with your food!

Leincredibleme is long for poor