I agree, it really annoys me

Hilarious, but I don't think lions are from the jungle

I got my pet bird a mirror and everyday he talks to it, thinking that its actually another bird.

Rats, a local delicacy

Let me show you my cartwheels, bro

This girl has so many tattoos

*Wipes tears from eyes* "That was the most amazing performance I've ever seen!"

What happened to his wife?

Why does her looks have to be changed when she is sorted into different houses?

Now whenever I see a rose, it reminds me of the rose that Pearl held, when she sung 'It's Over Isn't It' accepting the fact that Rose Quartz chose Greg over her.

How much of you were the many foolish people who voted for Trump?

Best prank ever!
Though who would want to go bungee jumping blindfolded?

I don't know whether to be disgusted or amazed

The people who organised this, deserve a potato

Which celebrity would you like to marry?

I'd be concerned about the cat:
1. Falling/jumping off
2. Falling/jumping off and getting hit by a car
3. Falling/jumping off and running away forever

I hate 'Teen Titans Go!'. The original was more serious and less stupid than their spin off series. Robin is now a power hungry psycho who would do anything to be with Starfire. Starfire is completely dumb. Raven is obsessed with pink and ponies.Beast Boy and Cyborg have just gotten way lazier and only think about food. The series shows kids inappropriate scenes (Examples: 'Legs' and a scene in 'Real Magic' when it shows Beast Boy in his underwear, on her bed, trying to seduce her) and and teaches them terrible things, like that ignorance is better than knowledge.

Bruce Lee is so incredible and wise

They all look so difficult to clean

Dragon *Sniffs* : It smells good, it's edible

What's the bird saying in English?