*waits for someone to explain what it means*

This nearly put me to tears. I hope everyone in Dallas is doing the best they can.

Am I the only one who immediately thought of "Custer" by Slipknot?

*hides other 78 fingers*

I think you mean a face swap gone right

I would love to be friends with Obama

This kind of reminds me of King Puppet from Teen Titans

"Ma'am, the test came out positive. You have Hermes"

As his stress increased in size, so did his eyebrows

I feel like people shouldn't be scolded for having sex as long as it was consentual and used protection

His face just says "no"

Kendall Jenner is pretty cute...and didn't change her entire face either

Do dogs enjoy being read to?

Calf implants are a thing? Jeez, I know calves are one of the hardest muscles to grow (the only reason mine are big is because of being a toe walker and a sprinter), but just own up to your tiny calves!

Please tell me 50 Shades of Grey was self-published