Obama seems like such a cool guy to hang out with. Did anyone see that Buzzfeed video where Obama drops a cookie in the milk and says, "Thanks Obama"?

Should I reveal how it's done or shall I let it be a mystery?

The tamagotchi needs to be more to the right. Those things are high maintenance.

This is what happens when you party too hard

I love how there's one dog sleeping in the back

School lunches are federally funded, so the government needs to get some money back from what they gave.

Well life isn't a Romantic Comedy

Dinner

I initially thought that bat was a dog

Boot cut jeans are the way to go. They're so liberating for your calves

They're bringing honor to us all

I can deal with that; flushing after someone, while annoying, isn't that bad. However, I once saw a used tampon applicator stuck onto some tape used for a flyer in a bathroom stall

I learned the hard way that youtube uses a lot of wifi data too

Yankee Candle actually has a scent called "Man Town"

Because they're getting smarter

It's so true. There's a lot of pressure in honors and AP classes and a lot of people on that level resort to cheating because they are so desperate to make the grade and stay up there. It's honestly sad to watch.

I honestly would have done the same thing