Source?

I had a dream where I could sort of hover fly. I just sort of jumped and stuck my legs straight out in front of me, into a sort of sitting position, and I hovered and jetted everywhere.

You wash rice anyway, and the white rice has the husk ground and polished off of it.

We have a right to complain about our job. They can still do their job while they complain about it.

But what about their student loan debts

Wednesday Addams as the next companion.

Hm.... How do you proof the yeast?

If you're okay with flat bread or bread without the yeast flavor, then do whatever you want.

You don't even need to roll that bitch. Lay the seaweed onto the rice and put the sliced salmon down, fucking sushi bowl, add soy sauce and enjoy.

But we usually don't know if our choices will lead to illness. And cancer is just caused by cell mutation, which can literally happen at any time. Other things, like insect transmitted disease, can be a bitch to prevent. And no one can help being mugged or raped.

Fag is an antiquated term. Use something more interesting.

I don't know either. There's nothing wrong with not being a jerk to people.

Too hot topic, though.

Yeah. The right side of his face looks so much more flattering like this.

If I wanted ice, I would of just gotten ice. But I paid for flavored ice.

If you want your waste taken care of in your sleep, get a catheter and a colostomy bag. Also, people would probably drown if showering and teethbrushing took place as they slept. Or they'd wake up. Both are quite unpleasant. For house cleaning, you probably want a more mobile roomba, like a roomba with a drone strapped to it. There are likely programs or algorithms to balance your checkbook, as well.

Referring to the bakery scandal, when a bakery denied service to a gay couple and released their personal information.

Yep, malaria. Definitely just pisses people off. And it's not like women have been denied power for a ridiculous amount of time until the recent decades.

It's just a headshot. Her face was probably fine.

But, I mean, there are people in the hospital that I'd want to laugh at. It would still be rude, but y'know. Who gets a whole pepper grinder stuck up their ass anyway?

It's pretty important. If you don't know the kind of snake that bit you, the hospital won't be able to give you the right antivenom.

Sometimes it's the cops that barge into your house.