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How can wood be so metal? 28 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Wikipedia says:
When ingested, the fruit is reportedly "pleasantly sweet" at first, with a subsequent "strange peppery feeling ..., gradually progress[ing] to a burning, tearing sensation and tightness of the throat"
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When ingested, the fruit is reportedly "pleasantly sweet" at first, with a subsequent "strange peppery feeling ..., gradually progress[ing] to a burning, tearing sensation and tightness of the throat"
Darkest of darkest 41 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Not just the heartbeat, but also the sound of your blood rushing in your head.
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To all the overweight people out there who are too self-conscious to go to the gym 19 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Words matter. It's easy for you to say "just ignore it, it doesn't matter", because you aren't in this situation. It's not always something people can brush off.
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Jesus saves 7 comments
Not all heroes wear capes 12 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Like filing for resignation and giving the boss a cake with your shit baked into it.
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How can wood be so metal? 28 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Standing beneath the tree in the rain can cause blisters. The sap can damage car paint.
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That look when you've changed peoples lives forever 7 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
The man is also a pizza. The platter is pizza. The counter is pizza. In fact, the whole store is pizza. The surrounding grounds, pizza. The town is not yet pizza, but the pizza spreads fast, overtaking the roads with a rapid pace. All of civilization is soon to be pizza.
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What YEAR is it?? 14 comments
Darkest of darkest 41 comments
If Jesus existed today 13 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
2016 seems like a good time to destroy all of mankind. We've had a good run, I suppose.
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To all the overweight people out there who are too self-conscious to go to the gym 19 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
You can't speak for everyone. It really depends on the gym. Not everyone is nice and helpful.
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Preparing tofu 6 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
Tofu is great, but not as a meat substitute. Use tofu like it should be used.
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Bond is finally defeated 13 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
And further studies were made, which were funded by Anti-Vaccination groups. These also came up with no correlation.
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If Jesus existed today 13 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
They didn't have to worry about mercury, since they didn't dump their industrial waste into the water.
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Jared Padalecki and the fandoms vs the 12 year old beliebers 14 comments
kurukuruguy
· 8 years ago
This is what tumblr was. And now it rises again here. When will the cycle end? Will funsubstance start shipping the Onceler with himself?
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Demon: What, aren't you going to fight?
Me: I might come back in a few years. Probably not.
Demon: I'll kill all your friends and family!
Me: Not with those weak ass arms. I hope you're good at math. I have an exam coming up. *puts hat on and walks out the door* There's beer in the fridge if you need it.