He plays a level 100 undead Death Knight.

"Look at all these fucks I give blowing away in the wind"

He deserves a raise. If we fill out the paperwork now, he could probably get it in three days.

I can't believe they nerfed my favorite loadout again.

A young man is walking along the ocean and
sees a beach on which thousands and thousands
of starfish have washed ashore. Further along
he sees an old man, walking slowly and
stooping often, picking up one starfish after
another and tossing each one gently into the
ocean.
“Why are you throwing starfish into the
ocean?,” he asks.
“Because the sun is up and the tide is going out
and if I don’t throw them further in they will
die.”
“But, old man, don’t you realize there are miles
and miles of beach and starfish all along it!
You can’t possibly save them all, you can’t even
save one-tenth of them. In fact, even if you
work all day, your efforts won’t make any
difference at all.”
The old man listened calmly and then bent
down to pick up another starfish and threw it
into the sea. “It made a difference to that one.”
That starfish.... Was Albert Einstein.

The lost boys were the ones who fell from their carriages, anyway, right? And there weren't any girls because they were too smart to fall. So these theories are quite valid.

He succ...

He also smiled before his parents died.