Don't cry over spilled blood.

She seems to spend a lot of time washing the boss's floors, but I thought he had carpet....

It's possible it's a linked picture of a link.

"Fuck all of you. Not for any particular reason, I just hate everyone."

"Food for my velociraptor."

Probably the Minister of Magic.

An iron dagger might be more useful. To deal with the fairies, mostly.

Howlers, probably

Eh? There's 30g inside this... what is this?

And a pocket full of blessed salt and a water gun full of holy water.

Not just one person, but a MASS MURDER.

:/ that's not quite how things work buddy. it's not a slippery slope.

But a roll of quarters never raises questions.

It's a lot safer in today's society to give a fake number than deny them. You could get drugged, harassed, or worse.

But the worst stories.... Those aren't exactly the ones that get published. There are plenty of kids who come out to their parents and get thrown out or disowned. And some....

*dragon leaves a smoldering shit on the carpet*
*dragon rips apart the furniture*
*dragon eats neighbor's pets*

But they were friends apparently. They sit with him often. And I believe they were quite offended when it became sensationalized.

It's a metaphor. Unless they literally chained dying soldiers to a flag pole and forced them to blow on the flag until they died.

Tartan? Polka dot? Rainbow? Checkered? Patterned?

*waters plants to death*
*prepares a countless number of fried eggs for dinner*
*empties dishwasher every time a dish is put in it*