We can't afford that many bricks.

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And what a shame, truly. What is art today?

But there's something neat about a lone musician playing their heart out on a bustling city street, above all the crowds and noise.

I think it was a Stradivarius. They're legendary instruments, which is why it would be expensive.

It happened to Harry, but more letters kept coming. You can't simply ignore them.

Automatic doors are, well, automatic. People may get stuck in them sometimes, but that doesn't stop people from using them. Your computer performs tons of operations by itself, your phone as well.

So it doesn't get crushed in the bag.

No, that's what the government wants you to think. The Malasia Airlines flight didn't just disappear into thin air! It's actually in the ocean! Wake up sheeple! Jet fuel can't melt planes!

Except for romantic attraction. I seriously doubt that everyone has their genitals out for viewing at all times.

They certainly milked it for all it was worth. Indeed, it's gone a bit sour.

'Cept we all know what happens to most of his companions.

Unless there's a priceless artifact baked into the batter.

But it also may not indicate it. To look so far into the future, it's a bit silly. Though, with an attitude like yours, it wouldn't be surprising if they got themselves a different partner in the future.

Safe sex, it's pretty important.

"Hark! A reference! To something which I watch, yet still didn't catch. My shame is overflowing. 'Fuck!' the cry which echoes through the hall."

One to get the body guard. Another to kill Lincoln.

*falls gracefully into the room*
"I vouch innocence for this young poet, and drive forth a solution."
Icy flakes falling
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
Japan's great mountain
"Their creative spirit will do them no good within the confines of the Haiku Prison."

Potato, carrot, spinach, collards, oak?