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kouyaaotsuki


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Talking to parents on the phone 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Sorry to hear that, my mum never answer my calls, my dad is the only one that actually picks up anyways...
*om nom nom* .. 27 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
It could be a pellet...
*om nom nom* .. 27 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Hmph, idiots, that’s a cumcumber!
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It's a fact 11 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I remember there was this detective conan episode that was like that...
they poisoned the tea, and put antidote in cake...
RIP that man that only drank the tea...
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In memory 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I cri everytime
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".....i wrote what I wrote." 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Write=Tweet
Wrote=Twote
Technically it should be Twoot
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We can send you to space where you'll feel home 22 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
What does “not white in the head” has to do with this?
Wtf teeth 7 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Isn’t tooth like, only 5 on the mohs scale? So feldspar, quartz, Topaz, corondium could pierce them as well
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French is classy they said 35 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Hon hon hon, I think!
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One scary ass house 6 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Us
French is classy they said 35 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Ooh lala oui oui, the French crew is assembling
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Fu... uhm.. i mean.. CUDDLE THE POLICE! 12 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
And yiff also ;)
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Yep, I'm Always Here 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I couldn’t care less, but that’s nice
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Title in Spanish 8 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Fun Fact: In German duolingo, in the AI chats, anytime you type in “Heil Hitler” you instantly get one point
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He thinks outside the box 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Roasted like a lightly fried fish fillet!
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To battle 4 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
“At dawn, we ride...”
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Guy Gets Added To Soccer Mom Group Chat And Can't Stop Trolling Them 15 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Whoever is writing dis:
I understand your pain of food also
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They were ahead of their time 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Nonsense! Everyone knows it’s easier to build pyramids from the top!
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*drops mic* 2 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Roasted like a lightly fried fish fillet...
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Damn....Pizza never tasted so good 9 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Foodgasm
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Dats waisis 19 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Yes, I’m made in china
I gave him some love he couldn't refuse. 3 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Aww thx
Dats waisis 19 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
I'm Chinese
Dats waisis 19 comments
kouyaaotsuki · 7 years ago
Ooh! Lemme join! Summon me too senpai!