From your username OP it seems that you are running for office as well, I must say, excellent tactic for trying to rally up some voters.

God why is this true

Why...why you have no spines?

On a Navy vessel, just sayin
#Represent

I wish this was real

"How deep is the pool?"
"Nein feet"

STAHP

Dune is my favorite book of all time, best series too. Read the whole thing, even the books written by Hubert's children that continued the Dune series. I honestly have a thing for saving worms when they're on the sidewalk because I think to myself "One day you could be a sand worm, the grandfather of the desert, I shall save you so that one day you won't eat me, sound good fam?"

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Guys I read the title in This Is Gospel voice and didn't even know it was about Brendon yet

I'm 1/4 Blackfoot, but my family is pretty chill with white folks, except my grandfather, who's a white supremacist, I don't have the heart to tell him that he's where we get the Blackfoot

Where trendy slender hides

Guys imma be honest, I don't believe in it but still look up their shit to see if we're compatible

I thought this was going to be a thing like, if you don't test for STD's before sex then its like you didn't peel the banana to make sure it was good. But no its because someone is upset that people neglect the brown spot on bananas lol

Guys I stared at this for like three minutes wondering why a donut underwater was fascinating. Then I realized it was an eye