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Depressed penguins 13 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
I know. When I named them I thought it was cute...I was pretty young and didn't know how that story ended. When I finally read the story I was like "whoa!...oh :("
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Depressed penguins 13 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Bearded Dragons do this too. I had a male and female, Romeo and Juliet...they were completely in love. They mated and Juliet got pregnant. Romeo would bring her leaves of lettuce and crushed crickets lol. At some point I had to take her to the vet and I think Romeo thought she was gone forever since they had never been seperated. I came home and Romeo had drown himself in his water bowl. 2 days later Juliet did the same :( I guess that's more heart broken than lonely though
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Soap making shadows in the bath 5 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
That's really fucking cool
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Share your story in the comments 30 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
My husband says sometimes it's better than others. Sometimes he comes out of it like "man I hate when that happens. Oh well." Other times he gets pretty scared
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Share your story in the comments 30 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
My husband suffers from sleep paralysis. He says he kind of wakes up, always in a panic. He feels like someone/thing is watching him. He can't move or talk or even grunt to wake me up. He has to ride it out until he can finally roll over, cuddle me, and comfort himself. I got it once and it was terrifying. I thought there was a troll like creature at the foot of my bed but I couldn't see it. It only lasted a minite or two. I've read many people who suffer from it wake up and feel like something is watching them. A lot of people believe it's caused by alien encounters
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This guy carries around a duckling 11 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
I wonder how much of that kids school work that duckie has pooped on
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Did you see the app that Google just bought? ? 10 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
I'd give it one star (please get the joke haha)
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Kick her off 4 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Horses only see blues and greens so I highly doubt that horse cares that it's pink. And there are dyes made specifically for horses so it being pink is not causing any physical harm. Let the little girl be happy with her pink horse as it will ony be pink for a short time
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Dad selfie 17 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Omg that's freaking adorable. That dog is so in love <3
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Whiskers the menace 3 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Whiskers had a wonderful, awful idea
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Growing up really sucks 5 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Then you have kids and your game collection grows again
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I guess so 8 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
How I describe my husband ;)
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Dreams shattered 3 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
That's little stuff though. I meant like major eating changes. Why not do mushrooms and onions on the side? That way there doesn't have to be a compromise :)
Did you see the app that Google just bought? ? 10 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
I'd like to be there
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Dreams shattered 3 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
"Me, I can't usually get 'em cause my girlfriends a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian." Jules Pulp Fiction.
I think it's kinda crumby when one persons eating habits have to change because of their spouse
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When someone picks me up at 6am 5 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Lol It makes me think of like Frankenpuppy or something
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Umbrellas 6 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
"Psh, look at him...trying to stay dry. How immature"
My umbrella has Pooh Bear on it
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Baby rope 4 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
"Mmoooooooooommm!"
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When someone picks me up at 6am 5 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Lmao That's so cute..I can't stop watching it
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Has anyone experienced it? 43 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Right. Swim tried a little bit and had a very nice time listening to music and getting lost in a visualizer. Another swim did a much larger dose and thought he was someone else watching himself watch tv. When he came to he was staring into a cup of water and there was no tv
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Has anyone experienced it? 43 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
Ketamine is so weird but it makes you dance like a g haha It makes your feet feel fat like an elephants
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Has anyone experienced it? 43 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
With the right drugs one can experience many things
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Granpa doin Granpa things. 7 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
His name is actually Dick
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Dress as illegal substance for Halloween 9 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
@m Really? Weird.
@silvermyth Kinder joy and Kinder surprise are different. Kinder joy is the American version because we're not allowed to have non food stuffs in our food. It would be pretty boring if it was just a hollow chocolate egg haha
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10+ most hilarious parenting tweets you have seen in 2017 6 comments
klymaxx · 7 years ago
My son had a fake steering wheel toy and would pretend to drive when we were in the car. He once threw a tantrum and told my husband he was a "bada" (bad dada) because my husband wouldn't stop steering the car while we were driving down a curvy highway
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