im sorry, but that is just messed up

I go to school, and people say about how up beat they think i am. but they're wrong. i get told to kill myself, i get told i'm fat and ugly. i wake up at least half an hour earlier then i could so i can put make up on to make my self feel beautiful. i've tried pretty much every diet there is. i don't feel as though i'm fat, i'm just a little pudgy. i got told by one of my only friends to go kill myself. i don't understand what i did. i'm just wanting to know what i said. i feel as though i'm walking on broken glass. but they say you can take one good thing out of every bad thing. and i believe it. if i have to say one good thing about this, its that i've been able to start writing songs. for those who read this i thank you so much for putting up with my whining, thank you, please live a great live.

#thats really what every relationship is like

i understand is you like j-law, but seriously, thats just a little (ALOT) over the top

im sorry, but how do you cut a coin??

you must be really high to think we breath in our sleep

MARRY ME!!!!!!!

im sorry, but i think even boys want to do that

i dont even get how its possible for a donkey to fuck a dragon

i learnt the alphabet to say zeee but when ever i say zeee i get yelled at. IT IS NOT PRONOUNCED ZED!!! AND THE LETTER H IS NOT PRONOUNCED AACH ITS PRONOUNCED HAACH

i was the one who farted in the car

when i reach the half way point of the word limit in my essay but im already finished :/

im in the middle of class, i read this then start to cry, my teacher comes over to my desk, shes about to yell at me, then i show her this, she reads it... now were both crying

are you sure?? you must be joking! if its a whole hippo then y can i only see his head??

i have never done yoga... mastered the pose tho ;)

but yet you tell us that there is no such thing as mermaids -.-

WHAT IS IT!!! I NEED ONE!!!!!

im concerned about potatoes