Wait.. This isn't just common knowledge?

First post I've actually cried from in a long time :(

You realize in some parts of Canada today, it was 50 below

I've always felt bad for moleman :(

I think that the main complaint is that now the people that have lived in Canada their whole lives can't get a minimum wage job if they apply at the same time as an immigrant. I believe this is due to the fact that employers don't want to be considered racist. Another issue is a big debate on changing our national anthem because it has the word "God" in it, and wether or not "Merry Christmas" is an acceptable term. We already can't have Christmas trees in our airports, women can wear their Hajibs (spelling?) going through airport security. It's because we cant walk through a mall without being surprised when we see a fellow born Canadian. I get I maybe got a little carried away, and I'm sorry. But please look at it that way.

There's this one group of guys, they all have girlfriends; but they hug, hold hands, kiss each other on the cheek, and grab each others asses at random. I'm pretty sure it's a little more than a bromance at this point.

I think I just like Loki too much to admit he's a villain.

"It's like he's trying to tell us we have to take this seriously, without coming out and saying exactly why."

Why the heck did I say eggplant? Seriously, I've never had one my entire life... Atta be brain

This would be the most amazing salad ever! I could use bacon bits as croutons....

This isn't okay...

I actually just had this conversation with somebody..