Parking garage concrete support pillar?
*hat blows by*
Perry the Platypus parking garage concrete support pillar!

Or dress up as fantasy animals with elaborate costumes and backstories and go on "adventures".

Give a frog a worm, they eat for a day.
Give two frogs a worm and watch them fight over it for your amusement.

"I bring a kind of Cartoon Evil Villain Secret Base vibes the West don't appreciate."

Nah, they all seem pretty happy.

They look like a really cute couple.

Henlo, Petto <3

That she didn't just get up and leave speaks volumes about her professionalism.

Your great grandfather was a horse?

Those, and other, AI generated books have been on Amazon for a while now. It was only a matter of time before they kill someone.

This could've been us but you unionised.

Aaaaw, you must love her very much. Or else ..

I didn't particularly like it.

Mackapär (Swedish)

Congratulations, @cakelover! May your reign be joyous and your memes gain many upvotes.

7B

Put a crosstrainer in front of the tv so i can exercise while watching.

A radio that let's you talk while you walk? Like some sort of Walkie Talkie perhaps.

From r/pics
Moments Before the Execution of German General Anton Dostler for War Crimes (details below).
General Anton Dostler was executed by US authorities on Dec 3, 1945. He had been convicted of ordering the execution of 15 captured Americans under Hitler's Commando Order, and was one of only two Nazi war criminals the US executed by firing squad instead of hanging. This photo was taken as he was tied to the stake, moments before the execution was carried out, and I've always found it particularly haunting.