Dystopian societies are often very clean, because littering, or doing anything out of the ordinary, gets you noticed by the police.

Yes plz!

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Going wherever the wind takes you.

Roof over your head, big tv, comfy chair and no debt?

A friend of mine doesn't have a belly button (because of reasons). Favourite joke is telling people it's because she's a IVF test tube baby.

That's why there are so many human barbarians raging through RPG's.

Witchcraft!

r/funny
"For five years I diligently made sure I put my hiking socks on the correct feet. Never crossed my mind that I always picked the left one first. Today I realised I had bought large socks."

Imagine going out for some fresh air, and there's homework on the railing.

So, what you're saying is that, if even Swift knows, you have to be a right idiot to vote for the old guy with dementia?

Everything they don't like is "communism". Where have I seen that before?

I miss having cats.

Looks like someone is salty about free market practices.

That just sounds like Linux with extra steps.

You're not making Christianity better, you're just making puns and ketchup worse.

That's factually a lie.
"The main finding of The Turnaway Study is that receiving an abortion does not harm the health and wellbeing of women, but in fact, being denied an abortion results in worse financial, health and family outcomes."
https://www.ansirh.org/research/ongoing/turnaway-study

The Mayonnaise Men!

CPR doesn't help against cancer.