karlboll
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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Thanks IKEA 4 comments
karlboll
· 19 weeks ago
As someone who's home is 95% IKEA, I'm surprised this needs to be pointed out. What they mean is that you screw n the screw but not all the way tight, to leave some wiggle room when connecting the other pieces. Then screw them in, but not tight. Last, when the whole thing is put together, you tighten all the screws. Take care not too over tighten since this will break the wood or plastic, and come back a month later and retighten everything, since the wood has moved and settled a bit. This will make even the cheapest IKEA shelf stay good for decades.
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Edited 19 weeks ago
I found my happy place, so I wanted to share it 10 comments
Story time 2 comments
karlboll
· 19 weeks ago
In the nineties TV families like the Simpsons or the Bundys (Married with Children) where considered poor. People today work harder than ever, for less money, to afford a lifestyle that people thirty years ago made fun of, and you can't even afford medical attention. That's how bad it's gotten.
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Wtf-Really? There needed to be a pictogram? 3 comments
Oof 3 comments
karlboll
· 20 weeks ago
Nah, for teh lulz is funny. Gen X would just do it to piss people off and not even care.
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Muddy Frog = Happy Frog 2 comments
Oof 3 comments
karlboll
· 20 weeks ago
Nah, it's too late for the boomers but Gen X might do it ironically, and the Millennials might do it for the lulz.
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itsReallyNotThatDifficult 1 comments
karlboll
· 20 weeks ago
What's difficult about it? It says it at the bottom of the screen and it's been the quit command for decades on lots of systems.
At the Women’s March in Austin, Texas 2 comments
karlboll
· 20 weeks ago
Yeah, it's almost as if there's some sort of political agenda to roll back rights regardless of who it hurts.
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You'll be prettier if you smile more. 2 comments
Thats a way to end the night 1 comments
karlboll
· 20 weeks ago
Coming along to support her in her hour of need. That shows commitment and empathy. Way to step up and well done, Brian.
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Put me on a pedestal so everyone has to look at me while I massacre your favorites 1 comments
karlboll
· 20 weeks ago
All my DJ friends do it for the love of the music. You'll never know passion until you've seen your friends spend their savings booking bands almost no one has heard of, making playlists, and finding venues, for a club that will never be profitable, playing only a specific kind of obscure electronic synth pop. They suffer for the art, and their commitment is second to none.
Faint supervisory apathetic 2 comments
karlboll
· 21 weeks ago
As i told my DnD party ..
-Look, you guys are magic and pacts, you live for hundreds of years and have feats and magic items coming out of your ears and I respect that. But I'm just some random dude, with a big axe and anger management issues. I'm human and live maybe 60-70 years, 80 tops. I'm going to scream and hit stuff because that's what I'm about. If you don't want me to scream and hit things, maybe try to resolve conflicts with diplomacy or something, because as long as violence is an option you know what I'll do.
-Look, you guys are magic and pacts, you live for hundreds of years and have feats and magic items coming out of your ears and I respect that. But I'm just some random dude, with a big axe and anger management issues. I'm human and live maybe 60-70 years, 80 tops. I'm going to scream and hit stuff because that's what I'm about. If you don't want me to scream and hit things, maybe try to resolve conflicts with diplomacy or something, because as long as violence is an option you know what I'll do.
I made a Coffee cup using Coffee Beans [oc] 1 comments