Does it have a dial tone?

I thought I was being clever, but there's at least three JavaScript libraries called "zygote.js".

I think they usually drain your life force or give you a curse that slowly consume you.

NTA

Americans can't afford a whole door?

*criticism loosely based on a half remembered article on post colonialism*

What, no ketchup?

Apparently, according to the original manga she's born in 1977 and today is her 47'th birthday. Feel old yet?

Moo I'm a cow, bitch!

Imagine fighting against free healthcare and for the right to be mercilessly exploited by your boss, and thinking you're not the crazy one.

That would be a violation against the Geneva convention. Funny story ..
Surströmming is banned at political rallies and demonstrations in Sweden, because in 2014 a group of Nazis had a public assembly. And because they are all about pure Swedish culture, counter protesters showed up and opened up several cans of surströmming in their honor. Needless to say, this cleared everyone out very quickly and was later ruled as to extreme and a violation of Nazis right to free speech.

I laughed so hard at the frog, I blew coffee through my nose XD

Couple of kids in my school got reprimanded for playing "nazi music". It was Rammstein.

The Quran emphasizes the pursuit of knowledge as a religious duty. Surah Al-Zumar (39:9) states, “Say, 'Are those who know equal to those who do not know?' ” This verse underscores the importance of seeking knowledge, regardless of gender.

A tuk.

I mean, they both have a point.

They could be mistaken for Twins.

Down vote if your mom told you "i brought you into this world, I can take you out of it".