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"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
My wife didn't hear the prompt 1 comments
karlboll · 49 weeks ago
No No, she's got a point.
androids 3 comments
karlboll · 49 weeks ago
For context ..
"Androids dream of electric sheep" is a scifi novel by Philip K Dick.
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Trolling level: Master 3 comments
karlboll · 49 weeks ago
I know what you mean. That's how I feel to, especially about religious literature.
Trolling level: Master 3 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
"Gender Queer: A Memoir is a 2019 graphic memoir written and illustrated by Maia Kobabe. It recounts Kobabe's journey from adolescence to adulthood and the author's exploration of gender identity and sexuality, ultimately identifying as being outside of the gender binary."
It was never intended as kids literature and only had a small run of a few hundred copies. But, thanks in no small part to conservative bans, it has reached international popularity and sold almost 100.000 copies.
idkIfThisIsFitHereOrNotButYeah 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
If two negatives makes a positive, what does two equals make?
Cat 2024 5 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Future president @catfluff, your opponents have criticized you for being vague on important issues. Where do you stand on not being allowed on the counter and things placed on tables?
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Just turned 35, gettin my old man ear hair game on 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Pluck your ears and eyebrows and trim the nose hair. Takes ten years off your looks.
It's not okay: it's necessary 3 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Heck yeah, I have a wild power fantasy where I inherit millions so I can buy houses for all my friends and pay off all their loans.
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Happy Discount Chocolate Day! 2 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Early days at Milliways.
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breh 4 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Always was.
*cocks gun*
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breh 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Unless it's a baby elephant.
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Naughty luxuriant hungry 6 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Won't someone please think of rich people's yacht money!
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I wonder why 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Ask General Motors and IBM the same.
Maybe it's better than solar or wind power? 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
If the show Ugly Americans has taught me anything, it's that the Gay Pride Parade keeps the power grid working.
Absolutely based 6 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
I think Germany solved that in -22.
RIP Harambe 2 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
See, this is what happens when Tucker doesn't get snickers dick veins in his mouth.
My SO(28f) who hates crying 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Sucking a peppermint helps.
Man, the eighties were wild man. 2 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
It always is.
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One Day, We Shall Find the Answer 3 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
It's at the question mark.
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What did she do? 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
The UN needs to send peace keepers to Lydia.
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2022 garlic cured, trimmed, cleaned and ready for the basement! 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Holy shit, I thought it was bundles of femurs at first.
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Day 86 of Community Notes posting 2 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
What every conspiracy theorist seems to miss is that, while moon landing really happened, they faked the astronauts. I looked it up and turns out they just put a bunch of airforce pilots in space suits. I'm pretty sure the government is behind NASA. Do your own research.
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seppuku 2 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
No no, you have a point.
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C for what?? 8 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
past tense and past participle of yeet
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Get a room, or don't, whatever 1 comments
karlboll · 50 weeks ago
Hitchcock; *writing furiously*