I've never found a souvenir with my name on it.

Turns out one of his ancestors was conceived through rape. What kind of arseholes would make fun of that?

This is like decorating your car with a swastika in 1937.

Wow, how can a guy like that be single?

Well, it can be both acceptable and crucial as well as personal and hurtful. There's no contradiction.

Hey, I can quit anytime i like!

That's because you were overworked and a bit drunk.

I count 20 Coyotes, making that lot worth $1000 in bounty.

birb

It's pretty sweet actually.

What an awful system.

At first i thought this was about her being homeless and had to live in the stadium for some reason.

Common Sense is neither common nor sensible.
-anonymous

Gotta go. My train is here.

Obviously you've never woken up to Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam. It's better than coffee.

We knew.

Overly Attached Girlfriend? *lights cigarette* I haven't seen that meme in a looong time.

Clamwich?

57 channels and nothin on.