Also, alcohol is produced naturally by microorganisms everywhere.

4ft is 1,2m.

I never knew a pile of processed meat with no ability of thought or expression could be so life-like. Truly a work of art.

.. enis?

You have a kink.

Same Eagle, different liver.

No thank you, I've dodged that bullet for ten years now and I'm not going back. Freeedooom!!

He's not wrong though.

-Mom, Karl is swearing!
-All I said was "I buy pink sheet".

I'm always amazed that people find this luxurious. Like, that's worse than the crappiest flats I've lived in. What kind of third world country do you live in, and why haven't the CIA instigated a coup there yet?!

Moooojestic.

That's the smile of a cat who cut your brake lines last night.

And if USB was so great, why did they make a USB-C?

They never had to deal with media that wouldn't support file sizes larger than 4gb or is limited to 1.44mb per disk.

Okay, so we didn't count on all the butthurt bigots becoming radicalised and attempting to oust democracy through a coup.

Yeah, it was a disappointing moment.

I thought this was Attack on Titan at first

If you can't make your own vitamin C, store bought is fine.

Why does calling them "televangelist" make them sound even more unhinged?