I thought this was Attack on Titan at first

If you can't make your own vitamin C, store bought is fine.

Why does calling them "televangelist" make them sound even more unhinged?

You say that like it's s bad thing.

No, you're not supposed to do that. I don't know who you've been talking to but you're supposed to send them to me!

"Spill" hot coffe on them.

*IMJUR

Breastfeeding is a perfectly natural act that strengthens the bond between me and my cat.

If you've been looking for a sign to unionize, this is it.

No, I hath geograthy nexth.

I dunno, I've heard they can get violent and dangerous. You do you but personally I would never leave my precious doggo with a human child.

I don't get arachnophobia. Like, let the spiders get married if they want to. It doesn't affect you at all.

Hey look a penny!

Finally, I can say my build quality is better than some of NASA's work.

Well, put it back! (Also, that's an impressive backyard)

Internet Explorer celebrates new year, 2021, colourized

That's some cool workmanship.

I often pick up my phone to Google things in my dreams, but the results are always gibberish.

That is clearly a tampon.