Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.

Christine?

Man, do we even deserve librarians?

Finally, a ruler that ignores queer angles.

Trees evolved 360 million years ago.

But then I'd have to live in Florida Xp

Noooooo!

The Hamburglar got old.

That's the kind of relationship I want.

*confused barping*

I'm okay with this.

Girl, my neighbour has better fashion sense than you and live in a cemetery.

Parts of Europe are still uninhabitable since World War I. This is going to plague us for a hundred years.

Nope.

Pro tip: Point out that she's getting fat.

Sikh joke.

My food comes from a box.
I sleep in a box and I shit in a box.
It's all boxes, man.
- cat

Cool bedroll.

Fighting for fundamental human rights for everyone means fighting for fundamental human rights for everyone without exceptions, because that's how fundamental human rights work.

That's a powerful insight that completely changed my love life years ago.

That would be terrifying.

Aw, tiny bensen!