Normal problems require atomic solutions!

Power outage or cleaning probably.

A Detroit Electric from 1907 would've been a better comparison.

Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!

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Does it really count, if you fix something, when you're the one who broke it in the first place?

Big Kitteh!

Well, people tried petitioning the governments of the world over climate change for forty years and *gestures at everything* ..

So twenty grams then.

Oh sure, What's next after that. Boots not made for walking? Self heating meals that don't beg for mercy when you eat them? Smartphones that don't spy on us?

Crazy how last millennium is already a thousand years ago.

No one wants to come up with new arguments for exploiting the working class anymore.

I wanted frog butts, but not like this. Never like this!

Passed math but failed English.

This one's for boys only ;)

Ha, I may walk around as a well dressed man, but underneath I'm naked.

*boing boing*

But did he refuse to elaborate?

Same time the Onion News Network stopped being satirical.

HP isn't absolute, it's the amount of damage you can take in a given timeframe. If your HP is 10 then stubbing your toe ten times in a week isn't likely to kill you, but stub your toe ten times in a minute and you'll need surgery.