Does it really count, if you fix something, when you're the one who broke it in the first place?

Big Kitteh!

Well, people tried petitioning the governments of the world over climate change for forty years and *gestures at everything* ..

So twenty grams then.

Oh sure, What's next after that. Boots not made for walking? Self heating meals that don't beg for mercy when you eat them? Smartphones that don't spy on us?

Crazy how last millennium is already a thousand years ago.

No one wants to come up with new arguments for exploiting the working class anymore.

I wanted frog butts, but not like this. Never like this!

Passed math but failed English.

This one's for boys only ;)

Ha, I may walk around as a well dressed man, but underneath I'm naked.

*boing boing*

But did he refuse to elaborate?

Same time the Onion News Network stopped being satirical.

HP isn't absolute, it's the amount of damage you can take in a given timeframe. If your HP is 10 then stubbing your toe ten times in a week isn't likely to kill you, but stub your toe ten times in a minute and you'll need surgery.

That is actually brilliant.

Kirby gains the ability to buy the correct replacement laptop charger after only two hours of researching the specs and options.

We spend half the year in freezing weather and the other in absolute darkness. You think a couple of colourful buildings are gonna lift our mood?

Centuries of indifference and the Hays code.

Oh yee gods, what a dystopian system!

He's lost. Get a better bf.