No, because here service workers make a living wage.

Also, the quote is from the movie Highlander.

Yeh, but their customers are all racists after that.

Everyone talks about how Joker is one of the movies ever made, but it also had some of the actors in it.

Why would you drink deodorant?

Hold my Cosmopolitan ..
*pulls out latest iteration of the Progress Flag*

I prefer old vt-10 terminals with green text, red for highlights, on a black background and no graphics except ANSII characters.

Florida man robs store dressed as Spiderman

Ballbasour

No, because I'm not a little emotionally driven snowflake who lashes out after falling for shit like that.

Florida Man is the hero we didn't know we didn't want.

Stimpy, from Ren & Stimpy? I haven't seen those in a long time.

All these women are spayed.

If I live to 89 I might as well get married. Maybe get one of those gold digging Playboy bunnies I've been hearing so much about.

You must imagine Sisyphus happy.

Heck yeah, get wholesome!

cum

They say cats can show you your inner most secret thoughts and desires.

If your bar is gonna be raided by the cops all the time, might as well be a mob bar.

I liked when Z Nation called them "Puppies & Kittens".

IKEA communism