Sold the ceiling fan and bought a bed. Good choice.

Centrists gonna center.

You buy RGB lighting, you're obviously gay. Sry I don't make the rules.

Either way you look at it, she seems highly qualified for the job.

If it makes them happy ..

Artists using drugs to create is the same as athletes using drugs to enhance performance. Both set an unrealistic standard not achievable by an unmodified person.

Watermelons still look like this if they don't get enough water.

Both where fucking evil.

Coleslaw is the real Devil's Lettuce.

I'm amazed that Youtube refuses to play some videos without an age confirmation, simply because they have the word "fuck" in them. Meanwhile, I'm getting ads for gambling, alcohol and guns

123456? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.

More importantly. How do they stay a toddler year after year? Is it the gun? Do guns stop ageing? Do they absorb the life force of their victims?

Doctor Snuggles. No, I refuse to elaborate.

Lemmings was a great game.

Covid? Hell, I remember life before 9/11, the internet and cellphones.

Must be a conservative.

That's what they said about Jim Carrey.

Yay, thank you! <3

I love them!

Because at first it was just U, then U got the D.

F

It just got out of the microwave.