karl

karlboll


"I have come here to chew bubblegum and post old memes...and I'm all out of bubblegum."

— karl Report User
I'm microdosing shrooms for creativity boost and this is the effect 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Artists using drugs to create is the same as athletes using drugs to enhance performance. Both set an unrealistic standard not achievable by an unmodified person.
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A renaissance painting depicting a watermelon from 1645 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Watermelons still look like this if they don't get enough water.
Hitler vs. Stalin, by History IQ 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Both where fucking evil.
Let’s throw hands! 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Coleslaw is the real Devil's Lettuce.
Please someone explain why 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I'm amazed that Youtube refuses to play some videos without an age confirmation, simply because they have the word "fuck" in them. Meanwhile, I'm getting ads for gambling, alcohol and guns
Got you password there? Do state it 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
123456? That's amazing. I've got the same combination on my luggage.
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He's unstopable 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
More importantly. How do they stay a toddler year after year? Is it the gun? Do guns stop ageing? Do they absorb the life force of their victims?
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Marxist phd 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
As long as they don't sparkle.
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I finna wait 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Doctor Snuggles. No, I refuse to elaborate.
United Kingdom votes for Brexit. June, 2016 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Lemmings was a great game.
Covid sucks 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Covid? Hell, I remember life before 9/11, the internet and cellphones.
based 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Must be a conservative.
This is definitely fact 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
That's what they said about Jim Carrey.
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Bender picture for my friends (you guys) :) 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yay, thank you! <3
The animal version of "&gt;Tfw no tradwaifu" 2 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I love them!
Man what the hell 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Because at first it was just U, then U got the D.
Today 109 years ago. F in chat 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
F
So that explains why I've got the hump 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
It just got out of the microwave.
Guys I’m scared… 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
@happy_frog I got better.
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loonix 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Brave of you to assume I can't be both.
Guys I’m scared… 6 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I got turned into a newt.
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Du hast 3 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Du, du hast, du hast mich, du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt, du hast mich gefragt
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt
Pepe/apu a day - 591 word 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
I think you can remake yourself without suffering but most people don't try until they are in to much pain to go on as they are.
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Internet Speeds for Make Benefit Great Country of Kazakhstan 5 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Yeah, but that's on the low end. I could get gigabit speeds.
Europe after Europe colonised Europe, 1914 1 comments
karlboll · 1 year ago
Sweden should be bigger.